Tull-isms
Three days of fun at IIMB, met Thakur after a long time, was taught Mafia by Kutty and made him my first victim, had a OUCH session with Alfi and bugged the juniors to death, and attended my first concert by a mainstream class rock band, Jethro Tull. Tull rocked, especially the front man Ian Anderson, who enthralled all with the flute, the acoustic guitar, and of course his vocals. So creative were they that it got our (read Error, Potter, Kutty and Cyborg) creative juices flowing, and resulted in the Tull-isms, a special edition OUCH production dedicated to Jethro Tull. Here’s how it goes:
- What would Jethro Tull be called if they committed murder and were sentenced to capital punishment?
Death-Row Tull
- What would they be called if they performed in Mumbai?
Metro Tull
- What would they be called if they called dance music?
Retro Tull
- What would you call them if they started oil exploration?
Petro-Tull
- What if their songs were very boring?
Jethro Dull
- And what if you console after a bad performance?
Mat-ro Tull
- Who is their favorite Greek philosopher?
Aristo-Tull
- What if they get stomach aches?
Gastro Tull
- What if they play in a coffee shop?
Bistro Tull
- What if they play a Pink Floyd cover?
Jethro Wall
- What if they were not a very famous band?
Jethro Small
- What if they play ‘We don’t need no education’ by Floyd?
Thick as a Brick in the Wall
- What if they are the best?
Maestro Tull
- What if Jaggu (the only Nittian to demasculate a female) catches the band members?
Castro Tull
- What if they play in
Again, Castro Tull
- What if they get drunk and conk out?
Jethro Talli
- What if they start killing insects?
Pest-ro Tull
- What would
Lets-row Tull
- What would they be called if they performed again on day 2 of Unmaad?
Jethro-Jal
- What if they really suck and the crowd wants them to leave?
Jethro Chal
- What would Agent Smith say when he met the band members?
“Mr. Anderson, I have been looking for you.”
- Who is the band’s favorite Harry Potter character?
Moaning Myr-Tull
- How would the band escape a deserted island?
By sending a message in a bo-Tull
- What if they become terrorists, what would they be called?
Tull-iban
- What do call the lucky charm they wear?
Tull-isman
- What if they were software programmers?
Jethro Null
- What would they be called if they performed on a ship?
Jethro Hull
- What if they suddenly stopped playing?
Jethro Lull
- What if they play funereal music?
Jethro Pall
- What if they play in a shopping complex?
Jethro Mall
- What if they play music shocking to the listener?
Jethro Apall
Phew, my memory defeats me… I remember there were loads more… Hey guys (Error and Potter; Kutty please mail me with the ones you remember), edit this post ro add more if you remember any.
posted by cYb0rG at 11:14 AM
9 Comments:
pity none of us went for the Uriah Heep concert.
Here are a couple of Heep-isms that we came up with
What do you call them when they are out on a house cleaning business?
*Uriah Sweep
What if their pagers start ringing?
*Uriah Beep
There were some on Bryan Adams as well, which I can't really remember.
And by the way there was this one on Tull:
Where would you find Ian Anderson's brain?
*In his Jethro Skull
what if a female rocker came to blore instead of bryan adams?
Bryan Eves
hehe, keep it goin' strong, guys.. :)
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It's one of those moments when chaat doesn't happen to just ooze out, but comes in a torrent. Apart from a couple, I am making these up as I write, so bear me out.
1) What would Jethro Tull be called if they had a marked tendency for shoplifting?
Klept-ro Tull
2) What would they be called if the entire band had come down for Unmaad, instead of just Anderson?
Jethro Total
3) What if they were gamblers?
Bet-ro Tull
4) What if they performed with KayKay?
Jethro Pal
5) What if they suddenly transformed into huge and ugly giants?
Jethro Troll
6) What if they ate fruits for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday?
Jethro Ful
7) What would they be called if they did a concert in Haryana?
Jat-ro Tull
8) What if they did a concert in Andhra Pradesh?
Jethro Tullu
9) What if they did a concert in Afghanistan?
Jethro Tulliban
10) Why exactly do Jethro Tull rock every concert they perform in?
Because they are extremely tullented musicians.
11) What would they be called if they were not gay?
Hetero Tull
12) What would be the new name of Raj's company if Anderson did a takeover bid on it?
ITT-IAN
13) What would be the new name if BOTH Raj and Anderson did a takeover bid on it?
NITTIAN
Can't think of anymore. Will post when the flow returns :)
The Wilde One
Not quite tull-isms and not quite good, but hey! i'm their fan, thought i'd come up with a few...
What would their skeletons call themselves ?
-Bonethro Skull
What would an over played LP sound like?
-Eraso Drawl
What would they sing with a sore throat?
-Coughualung
What if they were born punjabi kudis?
- Preethro Gul
All Concerts under water by
- 'Jet'hro Hull
Hillllarious guys! :)) rofl.. keep them coming!
If they switch over to kerala rock :
Jethro Mal
If they switch over to Death Metal:
Jethro Skull
What their fans are:
Men Tull
What they are :
Men (from) Tull
If they were to make a song about an Indian Tarzan :
Unggle in the Jungle
Btw, we had something similar going on in college .. "age" words.. ownage,stone age, nicholas cage etc.. u must remember ravishankar gopalakrishnan right - he was involved... currently were pursuing "Sauce" jokes... little complicated.
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