Tull-isms

Three days of fun at IIMB, met Thakur after a long time, was taught Mafia by Kutty and made him my first victim, had a OUCH session with Alfi and bugged the juniors to death, and attended my first concert by a mainstream class rock band, Jethro Tull. Tull rocked, especially the front man Ian Anderson, who enthralled all with the flute, the acoustic guitar, and of course his vocals. So creative were they that it got our (read Error, Potter, Kutty and Cyborg) creative juices flowing, and resulted in the Tull-isms, a special edition OUCH production dedicated to Jethro Tull. Here’s how it goes:

1. What would Jethro Tull be called if they committed murder and were sentenced to capital punishment?

Death-Row Tull

2. What would they be called if they performed in Mumbai?

Metro Tull

3. What would they be called if they called dance music?

Retro Tull

4. What would you call them if they started oil exploration?

Petro-Tull

5. What if their songs were very boring?

Jethro Dull

6. And what if you console after a bad performance?

Mat-ro Tull

7. Who is their favorite Greek philosopher?

Aristo-Tull

8. What if they get stomach aches?

Gastro Tull

9. What if they play in a coffee shop?

Bistro Tull

10. What if they play a Pink Floyd cover?

Jethro Wall

11. What if they were not a very famous band?

Jethro Small

12. What if they play ‘We don’t need no education’ by Floyd?

Thick as a Brick in the Wall

13. What if they are the best?

Maestro Tull

14. What if Jaggu (the only Nittian to demasculate a female) catches the band members?

Castro Tull

15. What if they play in Cuba?

Again, Castro Tull

16. What if they get drunk and conk out?

Jethro Talli

17. What if they start killing insects?

Pest-ro Tull

18. What would Anderson say to the others before using a canoe to cross the river?

Lets-row Tull

19. What would they be called if they performed again on day 2 of Unmaad?

Jethro-Jal

20. What if they really suck and the crowd wants them to leave?

Jethro Chal

21. What would Agent Smith say when he met the band members?

“Mr. Anderson, I have been looking for you.”

22. Who is the band’s favorite Harry Potter character?

Moaning Myr-Tull

23. How would the band escape a deserted island?

By sending a message in a bo-Tull

24. What if they become terrorists, what would they be called?

Tull-iban

25. What do call the lucky charm they wear?

Tull-isman

26. What if they were software programmers?

Jethro Null

27. What would they be called if they performed on a ship?

Jethro Hull

28. What if they suddenly stopped playing?

Jethro Lull

29. What if they play funereal music?

Jethro Pall

30. What if they play in a shopping complex?

Jethro Mall

31. What if they play music shocking to the listener?

Jethro Apall

Phew, my memory defeats me… I remember there were loads more… Hey guys (Error and Potter; Kutty please mail me with the ones you remember), edit this post ro add more if you remember any.